quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

(via cravings)

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

(via my-middlefingersalutes-you)

fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via hotboyproblems)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via my-middlefingersalutes-you)

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

(via my-middlefingersalutes-you)

mutualize:

thesassycat:

People tend to confuse friendliness with flirting and thats real dangerous

they also confuse my death threats with being sarcastic and thats real dangerous

(via fluorescent-moons)